| So heres my problem:
Wine before beer, you're in the clear.
Beer before wine, you'll be fine.
Well I guess I'm clear and fine. Thank you alcoholic poetry.
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| Girl crying on the phone to her mom: It's like they take it for weakness and they step all over it, and like apologies don't matter or something here.
Mom: At the end of the day the only thing that matters is what?
Girl: *quick sigh* Winning -
(slightly cut off / overlap)
Mom: Is being proud of who you are and what you're doing. Be strong!
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| I do like being introduced to new people and new music. Especially by Pandora, because I can tell it "OH HELLZ NO, Thumbs down."
They introduced me to a group called Jump5 who I'm very tempted to thumbs down because their lyrics say this:
"Do ya like the freckles on my face?
Do ya like my teeth they're out of place?
I'd like to think so"
No. I do not like that your teeth are out of place. Gross, go get braces. Wikipedia tells me "Jump5 is an American Dance-pop/Contemporary Christian group. Jump5 established themselves in 1999"
They look like this:
Which I guess is better than them looking like this:
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| So my super sweet twenty two started at Alexander's steak house with CS and Derrick, and ended in Grand ol' Vegas.
Me "Drinking" at Tao
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