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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The Amazing Girlicious

Girl crying on the phone to her mom: It's like they take it for weakness and they step all over it, and like apologies don't matter or something here.

Mom: At the end of the day the only thing that matters is what?

Girl: *quick sigh* Winning -
(slightly cut off / overlap)

Mom: Is being proud of who you are and what you're doing.  Be strong!




Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Pandora

I do like being introduced to new people and new music.  Especially by Pandora, because I can tell it "OH HELLZ NO, Thumbs down."

They introduced me to a group called Jump5 who I'm very tempted to thumbs down because their lyrics say this:

"Do ya like the freckles on my face?
Do ya like my teeth they're out of place?
I'd like to think so"


No.  I do not like that your teeth are out of place.  Gross, go get braces.  Wikipedia tells me "
Jump5 is an American Dance-pop/Contemporary Christian group. Jump5 established themselves in 1999"

They look like this:




Which I guess is better than them looking like this:



Tuesday, June 05, 2007

My Super Sweet Twenty Two

So my super sweet twenty two started at Alexander's steak house with CS and Derrick, and ended in Grand ol' Vegas.

Me "Drinking" at Tao


Actually drinking at Tao


Riding le Gondola in Venetian

 
Lunch with the girls


And Calvin the Cloud that Nelson got me!


I love how the dog is doing a forehead pose.


Friday, April 27, 2007

The Last Pussycat Doll

I am so mad.  So mad that I wont use Glad.  Or plad, or anything that my rhyme with mad.  I'm so angered and sad that Melissa R did not win! I love her, she's so cute.  Heres an example:






Look how skinny she is!  She's so the winner.  Everyone loves her.  LURVES her.  But instead we got someone totaly KRAYKRAY who starts all the drama cause she don't want no drama mama.  Whatevers.



So here is my new proposal: The Last Pussycat Doll


A show where the existing 7 dolls compete to stay in th PCD.  Singing, dancing, and performing the songs off a sophomore CD to promote its lack of sales and leaving only 5 members in the end.  This way, I may actually remember names beyond Asia, Nicole, and Melody (which is already more names than I should know in the band.  And I only know these names because Snoop raps that one section with all the girls names.  I bet he forgot them all already).  Anyway, I want the ugly one to go:



(hopefully you guys realize its any of the three girls to the right.)


Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Dear Lucy Lawless

I have become extremely infatuated in the action/comedy (well at least it is comedic now)/mythological drama called Xena.  You were amazing.  Xena was amazing.  She even dated Hercules and somewhat took over the Land of Qin (China) and something about killing 40,000 people in Jappa (Japan), of where she learnt her death pinch.  Then you somehow had a lesbianic relationship with blonde-annoying-girl-with-big-calves and somehow my dad only really enjoyed watching you yodel while throwing your shakra around (all this while in a bathing suit made of 'metal'.  In fact, he really enjoyed watching Telemundo for the girls who wear similar suits sans the metal).  Then you went all KrayKray, defeated Odin, and killed off some other Gods to protect your child, of whom was possibly killed by the blonde-annoying-girl's demon child.

I feel like there is a need for Xena to make a direct-to-dvd movie for us fans.  However I imdb'ed you to find out that you played the "punk rock girl" in Spiderman and "Madama Vandersexxx" in Eurotrip.  I'm a bit disapointed, but you did redeem yourself by being in the forthcoming Footballer's Wives (sorta like Desperate houseives but a port of the already British hit similarly named Footballer's Wives).  AND that you're going to play Wonder Woman in the next Justice League movie.  Hot.


Evan

PS I'm absolutely loving your appearance in Battle Star Galactica, and think that your blonde look really suits you.

PPS Can you teach me how to act as if "the blood stopped flowing into my head and that I will die in one minute" after your Death Pinch?  Or even better yet, teach me the death pinch?  I think it will be handy at work.









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